Services
- Hot Stone Massage
- Integrative Acupressure
- Perineal Massage
- Reflexology
- Face Massage
- Four Hands Massage
- Full body Massage
- Lymphatic Breast Massage
- Prostate Massage
Location
17846 Valley Blvd, Bloomington, CA 92316, United States
Timing
8am–8pm
jenifer
April 1, 2021 at 5:34 am
Ted is a magnificent practitioner of therapeutic massage! I generally don’t write reviews, although I find them incredibly helpful, and since my massage experience with Ted was so exceptional, I feel compelled to spread the word. Ted has a strong and grounded approach with the body, while also being incredibly intuitive and in a deeply therapeutic capacity.
I chose the integrated acupressure massage after discussing my bodywork goals with Ted and feel that this style incorporated the best of everything, as far as massage goes. I am a huge fan of multiple modalities of massage work (deep tissue, Thai-massage, acupressure, reflexology, etc.) and have to say that this was one of the best massages I’ve ever received!
I could feel instantly that his work was guided by not only years of advanced training and experience, but from a truly gifted and healing energy.
You can tell that Ted is very passionate about his art and he puts his heart and soul into it. I highly recommend Ted and I can’t wait for opportunity to go back for my next session!
Alvin
April 1, 2021 at 5:37 am
Condescending, unapologetic, and careless.
This is just a taste of what Theodore M. Schiff has been to my fiancee. Upon arriving a few minutes early (5:30pm was the appt.), he was already late to begin her session. At about 5:33pm we patiently knocked on his door since it appeared he had forgotten about us. He opened the door and said abruptly “Can YOU see I’m with someone right now?”. Mind you, he was talking and laughing with someone else in that room, clearly finished with that customer.
After another 2 minutes the customer finally left his presence and now it was my fiancee’s turn, right? No. As a matter of fact, not only did he COMPLETELY forget about her appointment, but he instead he decided to take someone else. Apparently he mixed up my fiancee’s phone number with a regular client of his. So he took the client he normally sees, EVEN though it was not her turn.
His response to the mix up? “I’m only human. It happens”. As well as “I can’t take you both” claiming he isn’t a magician or some sort. Unapoligetic and rude. My fiancee and I have never been treated so poorly before, having used Groupon as loyal customers.
My fiancee enterted his therapy session expecting to reduce stress. Instead, she and I came out of it visibly and mentally stressed, wondering just what had happened. This is the first negative review I have made upon a company/business and it is one I hope to never have to write again.
Sherene
April 1, 2021 at 5:38 am
I am sad to say I had a very disappointing experience with Ted. I bought an hour long massage through Groupon only to be told when I arrived that it was actually 30 minutes. When I went home after and double checked, it was in fact advertised as an hour. This left me feeling like I had been scammed. I wrote Ted an e-mail about this, but never heard anything back. I was also immediately put on his marketing e-mail list despite asking not to be. I e-mailed him several times about being taken off and again didn’t hear anything back. I’ve finally (2 years later) been able to unsubscribe, but this whole experience has been anything but therapeutic – something he claims to be central to his mission as a bodyworker.
Mona
April 1, 2021 at 5:39 am
I highly reccomend Valley Massage Therapy and Theodore Schiff. As someone who needs neuromuscular body work and enjoys receiving massages I was more than satisfied with the expertise and experience in general. I have had body work and many massages in the past with a variety of different professionals as well as physical therapists and in many kinds of atmospheres. But, Ted seemed to cover all the bases and has been my most favorite yet. He is located right in the heart of beautiful downtown Northampton, which I like. And he even informed me of locations I can park for free. He always asked questions on how I was feeling and what I felt needed work which put me at ease, but also made me feel comfortable communicating with him. He also always offers me a cup of water and plays soothing music. Or whatever I prefer to hear. He always went the extra mile, when I had questions about my insurance and if they would cover a piece of medical equipment, he went out if his way to help me.
Hayley
April 1, 2021 at 5:40 am
Ted is very knowledgeable and has skills to suit. His massage was one of the best I’ve received. He adapts his massage to compliment your needs–which is excellent! I left feeling completely relaxed and invigorated. Recommend!
Cat
April 1, 2021 at 5:41 am
Very nice if you want to talk about holistic medicine, but not a spa massage
Jessca
April 1, 2021 at 5:42 am
UNPROFESSIONAL!!! I got double booked and the therapist pretended that he didn’t do anything wrong. His condescending attitude didn’t help at all. Super disappointed and not recommended.
Roxe
April 1, 2021 at 5:43 am
Ted was really nice and informative! The massage was good but I definitely did not get a full hour!